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So the sharks could survive the trip into space, but not back again? #parashark #Sharknado3
— David Thuis (@thuisd) July 23, 2015
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July 22, 2015 at 09:00PM
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Sharks In Space! Why am I still watching #Sharknado3?
— David Thuis (@thuisd) July 23, 2015
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July 22, 2015 at 08:53PM
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Took Fin 45 minutes to get suited up to go to space, April took 2 seconds… WOW #Sharknado3
— David Thuis (@thuisd) July 23, 2015
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July 22, 2015 at 08:38PM
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So many cameo's. It's going to be impossible to decide who the Emmy's go to. #Sharknado3
— David Thuis (@thuisd) July 23, 2015
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July 22, 2015 at 08:18PM
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I am just wondering what branch of the military was that? #Sharknado3
— David Thuis (@thuisd) July 23, 2015
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July 22, 2015 at 07:58PM
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Holy cow it's CRAZY raining outside!
— David Thuis (@thuisd) July 21, 2015
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July 21, 2015 at 04:53PM
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Be warned and get me some coffee— I only got 3h 8m of sleep last night as tracked via @Fitbit and @IFTTT
— David Thuis (@thuisd) July 11, 2015
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July 11, 2015 at 01:31PM
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The ladies are doing pretty good! — watching FIFA Women's World Cup
— David Thuis (@thuisd) July 6, 2015
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July 05, 2015 at 06:44PM
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Watching Independence Day has become a traditional 4th of July event in our home. But, I'd like to confess that… http://t.co/M6kTwyJYjb
— David Thuis (@thuisd) July 4, 2015
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July 04, 2015 at 02:07PM
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