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[thuisjokes] The female dormitory

 

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued:

"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"

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Source: FIFA may sit Slovenia-U.S. referee

 

Source: FIFA may sit Slovenia-U.S. referee

Source: g.sports.yahoo.com

Koman Coulibaly may not referee another World Cup game if a committee rates his performance poor. – International Football news

����Bench him… that’s what I say…. or as my friend Tory Swanson said, " I am not a big soccer fan (but it is the only
thing going on in Europe), but that ref today in the US/Slovenia game
needs to be taken out back and have a penalty kick in his soccer balls
for screwing the US Team…"����

Terrific Tuesday

Sunrise at Lakenheath Fen
Photo by Bob & Jane

Today was a pretty good day as days go.  Got to go have lunch at the Fox and Hound with an old “cop” friend of mine from the ol’ Lakenheath days.    We’ve both lived here in town for awhile, but other than a few passing moments on base, we’ve never gotten to talk. It was great to get caught up.

This evening was spent “Scouting”… starting with a trip to the Ruth Holly branch of the Pikes Peak Library.  Tonight the boys worked on their Communicator Activity badge.  Gwen, the librarian, took the boys on a great tour of the library and taught them how the library catalogues all the books and other materials.  Then we got to use all the computers in the “Teen Section” of the library where we covered the computer belt loop, learning about parts of a computer, and typed up a letter using a word processing program (MS Word). I think they had fun, though it was hard for some of the boys to stay “quiet”. 🙂

After, the Den meeting I got some dinner for “the boy”, and Ryan (our Boy Scout Den chief) some dinner at Jack-in-the-box, and then it was off to the monthly Pack Planning Meeting.  This is where all the Pack leaders get together monthly and plan out what we are going to do over the next few months.  Not exciting, bur necessary.  Tonight’s, big meeting highlight was collecting all the popcorn order forms.  I see a few long nights ahead of us while the wife and I put in what appears to be a record number of sales into the online ordering system.

Only downfall from today, is i still don’t have a new cell phone.  I mentioned yesterday that we were getting new ones, but the particular model we wanted wasn’t in stock.  Supposed to get a shipment in today, but it never came.  Hopefully I’ll get it tomorrow…