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Just got hit in the mouth by the head of a leaping 50 lb black lab puppy. Now face bleeding and packed in ice. Now I need a great story to explain this. Maybe something involving a gang with 2\u00d74’s and I win via Facebook<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-135873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-facebook","post_format-post-format-status"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}