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For your daily \u201cwhy we are all going to die\u201d news, we have this story<\/a> from the \u201990s, in which a young boy, attempting to earn a Boy Scout badge, becomes an irradiated, tentacled monster.\u00a0 The last part is false, but if this kid isn\u2019t a supervillain by now, we\u2019ve all been lied to.<\/p>\n How did he manage to do this, you ask?\u00a0 With the help of authorities, of course.\u00a0 That\u2019s right: in order to figure out how to successfully concoct his maniacal plans, this kid simply\u00a0 called up experts on the issues and asked for help with \u201ca report.\u201d<\/p>\n The article<\/a> is fascinating.\u00a0 For relatively cheap, this guy acquired enough smoke detectors and batteries to extract irradiated materials strong enough to set off his Geiger counter from five houses away.\u00a0 I was planning on sleeping tonight.<\/p>\n [Via Dangerous Laboratories <\/a>]<\/p>\n Related posts:<\/strong><\/p>\n