<\/a> Today is my lovely wife\u2019s Birthday!  In honor of that great event I post this little story (which my wife sent me by the way).<\/font><\/p>\n

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. <\/p>\n

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.<\/p>\n

‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror .<\/p>\n

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.<\/p>\n

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. <\/p>\n

He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. <\/p>\n

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!<\/p>\n

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.<\/p>\n

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again?’<\/p>\n

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. <\/p>\n

‘I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!’<\/p>\n

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today is my lovely wife\u2019s Birthday!  In honor of that great event I post this little story (which my wife sent me by the way).   A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he … <\/p>\n

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