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I\u2019m ready to play\u2026 who wants to go against me?<\/strong><\/p>\n

We\u2019re pretty sure most of you have played rock paper scissors at least once in your lives, and maybe a few have even tried rock paper scissors lizard spock<\/a>, but what about monkey pirate robot ninja zombie?<\/p>\n

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Here\u2019s how the game goes:<\/p>\n

Monkey<\/strong>
* Monkey fools Ninja
* Monkey unplugs Robot
Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!<\/p>\n

Robot<\/strong>
* Robot chokes Ninja
* Robot crushes Zombie
Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!<\/p>\n

Pirate<\/strong>
* Pirate drowns Robot
* Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!<\/p>\n

Ninja<\/strong>
* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!<\/p>\n

Zombie<\/strong>
* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey
Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!<\/p>\n

[Via BoingBoing<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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