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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: <\/p>\n

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." <\/p>\n

He continued: <\/p>\n

"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?" <\/p>\n

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:<\/p>\n

"How much for a season pass?"<\/p>\n

Invite a friend forward this e-mail and have them send a blank e-mail to thuisjokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com<\/a> <\/p>\n

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