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So tired\u2026should head to bed<\/p>\n
Flipping the pillow over to the cold side never does the trick.<\/p>\n
<\/span><\/p>\n 2. The second you get into bed<\/p>\n 3. But you need to be up early\u2026. Must go to sleep<\/p>\n 4. Why is your bed so uncomfortable?<\/p>\n 5. You should check Facebook<\/p>\n 6. Then you realize how late it\u2019s gotten. You should really get some sleep.<\/p>\n 7. But your head is so full of thinking<\/p>\n 8. Aaaaaand suddenly you remember every scary movie you\u2019ve ever seen ever<\/p>\n 9. Ugh. Why is it so hot in here?<\/p>\n 10. You\u2019re definitely getting hungry\u2026<\/p>\n 11. \u201cIf I fall asleep now I\u2019ll get 5 hours sleep\u2026If I fall asleep now I\u2019ll get 4 hours sleep\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n 12. Maybe if you wrap yourself up tightly in these blankets, that works for babies you know<\/p>\n 13. NOTHING WORKS YOU\u2019RE INCURABLE<\/p>\n 14. You wish there was a trigger mechanism for sleep<\/p>\n 15. Did you leave the oven on?<\/p>\n 16. Okay back to bed, totally able to fall asleep now<\/p>\n 17. Think of every embarrassing thing you\u2019ve ever done and get super uncomfortable thinking about how awkward you are<\/p>\n 18. Why can\u2019t you just turn off your brain?<\/p>\n 19. You will never sleep again<\/p>\n (from Barnorama http:\/\/www.barnorama.com\/trying-to-fall-asleep-at-night\/)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So tired\u2026should head to bed Flipping the pillow over to the cold side never does the trick. 2. The second you get into bed 3. But you need to be up early\u2026. Must go to sleep 4. Why is your bed so uncomfortable? 5. You should check Facebook 6. Then you realize how late it\u2019s … <\/p>\n
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