Got this in the e-mail and thought I’d share it. Appropriate isn’t it?<\/p>\n

Dave<\/p>\n

—–Original Message—–
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From: Sent: Saturday, October 30, 2004 10:02 PM
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To: ‘Jokes’
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Subject: [thuisjokes] Differences Between You and Your Boss<\/p>\n

When you take a long time, you’re slow.
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When your boss takes a long time, she’s thorough.<\/p>\n

When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
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When your boss doesn’t do it, she’s too busy.<\/p>\n

When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
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When your boss makes a mistake, she’s only human.<\/p>\n

When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
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When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.<\/p>\n

When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
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When your boss does it, she’s being firm.<\/p>\n

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
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When your boss skips a few rules, she’s being original.<\/p>\n

When you please your boss, you’re ass kissing.
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When your boss pleases her boss, she’s being co-operative.<\/p>\n

When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
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When your boss is out of the office, she’s on business.<\/p>\n

When you’re out a day sick, you’re always sick.
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When your boss is out a day sick, she must be very ill.<\/p>\n

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
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When your boss applies for leave, it’s because she’s so overworked.<\/p>\n

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To visit your group on the web, go to:
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