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\nOK… made me chuckle… don’t judge.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A turtle was crossing the road when two snails mugged him.\u00a0 The police showed up and asked the turtle what happened.\u00a0 \u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d the turtle replied. \u201cIt all happened so fast.\u201d<\/p>\n

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OK… made me chuckle… don’t judge.
\nA turtle was crossing the road when two snails mugged him.\u00a0 The police showed up and asked the turtle what happened.\u00a0 \u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d the turtle replied. \u201cIt all happened so fast.\u201d …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":82,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-blog-feeds"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/82"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thuis.us\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}