I hope this comes through–it is pretty important.<\/p>\n

Beware or this could happen to you.
\n________________________________________<\/p>\n

Immediate Warning!! <\/p>\n

I thought this warning was very REAL and very IMPORTANT, so I am passing it on to everyone I know. Please pass it on to the people you know and care about. <\/p>\n

It is important they be aware of this danger. <\/p>\n

Never <\/p>\n

Never <\/p>\n

Never <\/p>\n

Never <\/p>\n

Ever… <\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

…fart in a wet suit! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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