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The David Thuis Blog – Page 295 – Here you can read/hear the ramblings of a pretty boring guy

[thuisjokes] The female dormitory

 

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued:

"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"

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Monkey Pirate Robot Ninja Zombie

 

I’m ready to play… who wants to go against me?

We’re pretty sure most of you have played rock paper scissors at least once in your lives, and maybe a few have even tried rock paper scissors lizard spock, but what about monkey pirate robot ninja zombie?

Here’s how the game goes:

Monkey
* Monkey fools Ninja
* Monkey unplugs Robot
Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot
* Robot chokes Ninja
* Robot crushes Zombie
Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate
* Pirate drowns Robot
* Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!

Ninja
* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

Zombie
* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey
Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!

[Via BoingBoing]

Scallops Mascarpone Recipe from Allrecipes.com

Source: allrecipes.com
Scallops are simmered in butter with asparagus and mushrooms then served with seashell pasta in a rich cream sauce.
    Here is the recipe I used to base what I made for dinner… Don’t know if I can call what I made Scallops Mascarpone, because I didn’t have any Mascarpone cheese and was to lazy to go to the store and look for some. I made tons of substitutions… brocolli instead of asparagus, canned mushrooms, dried parsley, cream cheese instead of Mascarpone… It was still delicious!    

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