What a Mess!
What’s the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
fancy ketchup costs more.
Do you have any idea who is sending in the oddest questions?
I have no idea… I have met many odd people in my lifetime… could be any of you.
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Yes, but they are wired to lasers that injure the legs of anyone who jumps out so the inmates can’t run.
Since bread is rectangular or square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
From the Internets: The earliest sandwich meats were sliced sausages and wursts, which were packed in intestinal casings and round when sliced.
They’re round now mostly due to tradition, though some are square or rectangular (you can find square ham and turkey in packages.)
*Actually a lot of early breads were often round as they were usually formed by hand and not baked in a loaf pan like they are today.
hundreds of robocalls telling …
hundreds of robocalls telling me what and who to vote for and not one thanking me for my vote… What’s up with that?
Did you vote yet? If not you …
Did you vote yet? If not you still got a little bit of time left?
The 10 most disappointing NFL teams of 2010
Source: sports.yahoo.com
Congrats Broncos you made number 5!
I Voted
I voted early, maybe you did to. But if you haven’t voted yet, make sure you get out tomorrow (maybe today depending on where you live) and VOTE!
The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Probably freak out due to the fact that I know I’ll be dead in a half hour.
