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FW: [thuisjokes] Wise children speak!
Subject: [thuisjokes] Wise children speak!
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10
2. No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
— Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10
2. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
— Freddie, age 6 very wise for his age.
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
1. You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
1. Both don’t want any more kids.
— Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
1. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 isn’t she a treasure.
2. On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
1. I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
— Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
1. When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7
2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
— Curt, age 7
3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
— Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
1. I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed
out.
— Theodore, age 8
2. It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9 bless you child.
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
1. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is……..
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
1. Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
— Ricky, age 10
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[thuisjokes] Differences Between You and Your Boss
Got this in the e-mail and thought I’d share it. Appropriate isn’t it?
Dave
—–Original Message—–
From: Sent: Saturday, October 30, 2004 10:02 PM
To: ‘Jokes’
Subject: [thuisjokes] Differences Between You and Your Boss
When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, she’s thorough.
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, she’s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, she’s only human.
When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, she’s being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, she’s being original.
When you please your boss, you’re ass kissing.
When your boss pleases her boss, she’s being co-operative.
When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, she’s on business.
When you’re out a day sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is out a day sick, she must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it’s because she’s so overworked.
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