Got this in the e-mail and thought I’d share it. Appropriate isn’t it?
Dave
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From: Sent: Saturday, October 30, 2004 10:02 PM
To: ‘Jokes’
Subject: [thuisjokes] Differences Between You and Your Boss
When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, she’s thorough.
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, she’s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, she’s only human.
When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, she’s being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, she’s being original.
When you please your boss, you’re ass kissing.
When your boss pleases her boss, she’s being co-operative.
When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, she’s on business.
When you’re out a day sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is out a day sick, she must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it’s because she’s so overworked.
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