Well today I’ve been married for 18 years. WOW, that is a long time. The marriage has been up, down, and now I am a bit more round, but she sticks with me. I think she may need professional help, because she must be a bit mentally imbalanced to stick around that long.
So happy anniversary to my wife… Here’s to a bunch more.
The traditional 18 year anniversary gift is porcelain, do you think a new toilet is a good gift?

