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[thuisjokes] Differences Between You and Your Boss

Got this in the e-mail and thought I'd share it. Appropriate isn't it?

Dave

-----Original Message-----
From: Sent: Saturday, October 30, 2004 10:02 PM
To: 'Jokes'
Subject: [thuisjokes] Differences Between You and Your Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, she's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, she's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, she's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, she's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, she's being original.

When you please your boss, you're ass kissing.
When your boss pleases her boss, she's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, she's on business.

When you're out a day sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is out a day sick, she must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because she's so overworked.

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Long Time

Well it's been quite a long time since my last post. Let's see what been going on since my last entry. The Springs Ranch Elementary School PTO Website is now "official". Thanks to all who made it a success (so far). I moved my old website to the Thuis.Us server you can now find it here. Spent some time working on a house for Habitat for Humanity. Working on a new house is hard work; I don't see how construction workers do it every day. Flag Football is still going well, just a couple of weeks until indoor soccer starts.

I guess that's it for now... Later

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